tips for beginner...

Disini sa ada tip untuk korang ajar urang yang lembab dalam soal - soal komputer ni, kalu ni pun dorang tak paham juga.....suruh ja dorang karang puisi kah novel kah dan kalu ada pc suruh buat aquarium ja lagi baik hehehe....


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To Build a Knowledgeable Society and Create a Reading Culture.

How to DIY..............(silly jokes)

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply peeing in the sink.

4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the tooth ache.


Sometimes we just need to remember what the rules of life really are...

You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape

The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are "I apologize" and "You are right."

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Never pass up an opportunity to go potty.

If You Woke up Breathing, Congratulations! You have another chance!

And finally: Be Really Good To Your Family and Friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan!

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To Build a Knowledgeable Society and Create a Reading Culture.

Watch out all men....

be prepared....women rules arh...arh...arh...

Khabar -khabar angin....

Sa sudah risik-risik dan mendapat khabar angin dari sumber yang bule dipercayai ( Sa rasuah sebatang rokok LA yang baru buka fressh lah kunun). khabar angin mengatakan top three undian skrang ni terdiri dari Pn. Mass, Pn. Beat dan Lulu @ the killer clown. Nah apalagi kamurang semua berusahalah lagi, hehe konpiden sikit lah kamurang macam ni gambar dibawah.tingkat usaha tida kenal tu penat

dan berani sentiasa konfiden hehe.....

Diskriminasi kaum..

This is unfare hehe.. mentang-mentang kaum perokok ni semakin meningkat begini punyo besar astray yang disediakan untuk kamiurang , adididi tin nespray tahap gajah yang kana bagi, yg keci - keci dahlah, ni mesti kes perli ni, ni satu penghinaan kamiurang kaum perokok akan buat bantahan nanti diluar masa merokok mau mesyuarat siring itu tin jugalah. (tapi kami guna jugalah hehehe).

feeling something........

Someone send me this so i publish it, just to share with you all please a no offends what...