How to DIY..............(silly jokes)

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply peeing in the sink.

4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the tooth ache.


Sometimes we just need to remember what the rules of life really are...

You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape

The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are "I apologize" and "You are right."

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Never pass up an opportunity to go potty.

If You Woke up Breathing, Congratulations! You have another chance!

And finally: Be Really Good To Your Family and Friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan!

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be prepared....women rules arh...arh...arh...

busy weeks....

Last week was a very busy day for us, so blog updated terbengkalai...hehe maklumlah cuti sekolah banyak pengunjung and also kitaurang punya aktiviti cam dinner with our Pengarah dan rombongannya, also bertugas tempat mengundi ( tugas negara tu hehe berbakti pada negara apa...!). And keputusan undian komiti KSR yang baru pun dah tau, alamak surprise tul tu punya keputusan, presiden dan naib presiden dua wanita fuyo, (pst..pst..macam banyak pula pengundi hantu yee..)apapun jan pulak lepas ni ada petisyen pilihanraya pulak hehehe, dah puas main yang lasak- lasak kali ni kitaorang main masak –masak horey...lastly the day after elections Bobby datang jumpa kitaorang, hei thanks bobby at last we meet face to face hehe selalu kat blog ja arh...arh..sayang takda ambik gambar tapi korang boleh masuk blog dia di ijonghairie.blogspot.com, very nice person i tell you ..(Bobby kasi promote ko sikit hehehe).
Ps-Mundu mana sa punya hadiah ko sudah janji maitu kalau ada kana satu pun ada juga, satuurang saja penyertaan tu!!

Dinner with Pengarah

Thank’s to all yang datang pada malam tu especially our Pengarah, the event was so happening kata orang, all the staff yang berkerja keras thanks boss bilang dalam ruang bekurapak di Poowok, kami juga ingin memohon maaf if ada kekurangan atau tersilap kata or anythinglah, we will do our best in the future hehe i hope everybody enjoy because that was aur main objective untuk buat semua happy, enjoy dan saling bergaul tanpa mengira kedudukan dan pangkat. Tema pada malam tu “MALAM KAMPUNG” meaning we want all to be equal, hand to hand together no matter what, that was our objective (pst...pst... also to Promote Poowok our KSR official Site jan marah..) Please more picture and update are available at Poowok.blogspot.com( promote lagi...)see you there..hehehe.

Nabawan here we come's...(05/03/2008)

Tiga orang staff SGM telah diarah mengikut Boss ke Nabawan membantu daftar keahlian sempena pelancaran tapak PNS Nabawan Iaitu Tat, Beat dan Maung, Enjoy and thank’s atas layanan yang baik dari Staff Nabawan terutama korang tahu sapa lagi En. Joseph, cian dia look so busy masa tu, thank Jos your the best....dia jaga kamiurang punya makan minum woo..cayalah ko Jos. Our mantan staff Jos, cool and steady

look at all the crowd...

hi mister clown sedih nampak...